Harry Potter-Kriemskrams

Ich liebe Ja Harry Potter,deswegen sind diese Zitate auch mit deren Namen versehen.Aber auch wer kein HP Fan ist kann das hier trotzdem Lustig finden :D

Bellatrix:
So bored at this manor...waiting for the Dark Lord...maybe i should break things :D That'll keep me entertained! Woooooo!

Narcissa:
Bellatrix, don't you dare! I'm on my way at home!If i find one thing out of place,I'll crucio to the next century!

Snape:
Bella,we mustn't touch what isn't ours...haven't you lern this yet?

Bellatrix:
bleh,bleh,bleh! You're all just whiners!Cissy,I do like that vase you have ;)

Narcissa:
Bellatrix!Lucius gave me that!DON'T BREAK IT!

Bellatrix:
Sorry,couldn't respond!I was too busy breaking the vase! :D

Narcissa:
You IDIOT!NO WONDER MUM LIKE ME THE BEST

draco:
Whoa mum!Language!

Bellatrix:
I'm not afraid of you! Na na na na naaa! :D

Severus:
I'm afraid the only hope for the Death Eather is me...

Draco:
Hey,what's about me???

severus:
Yep...only me

Bellatrix:
>:D



Bellatrix:
If only you weren't on the Dark Lords side,I could KILL you for making me feel this way

Narcissa:
What is it,Bella?

Lucius:
Don't mind Bellatrix,she's simply having a fit of passion-as usual

Bellatrix:
Don't you DARE talk about me like that,Lucius!

Lucius:
Stop this nonsense,Bella.
You know,I feel the same way,just give in like you did before

Bellatrix:
I can't betray my sister like that ever again.

Lucius:
You had no truble betraying your husband

Narcissa:
What's this?
What is going on,Lucius?

Lucius:
Your belove sister and I are Lovers.

Narcissa:
I'm leaving.
Neither of you come near me EVER again

Voldemort:
Ahh,my favourite little death eaters-so evil! :)




Lucius:
Bellatrix,Voldemort just called and said you're supposed to go home

Bellatrix:
He didn't tell me anything...

Lucius:
too bad,he said he doesn't want you here when he gets back because you've been ruining everyone's lives and torturing all our muggles.

Bellatrix:
I'm not going anywhere,Lucius

Lucius:
Get off my property!

Bellatrix:
it's a free country,I can do whatever I want

Lucius:
Get off my property or I'll call the dementors on you!

Bellatrix:
well,then do it!Go on!

Lucius:
Maybe I will,GOSH!





Hermine:
I wanna read twilight!

Harry:
Don't!

Ron:
Yeah,DON'T!

Snape:
50 points from gryffindor for wanting to read twilight...


The Joker:
Why so serious?

Sirius Black:
No,I'm SIRIUS!



Sirius:
Is getting really pissed reading the seventh book.

Harry:
I know....I can't belive Hedwig died

Hermine:
And Dobby!So tragic

Ron:
Don't forget Fred! I miss my brother :'(

Sirius:
I'm sorry guys,but I can't deal with everyone else right now...
I'm too upset about Lupin

Harry:
Totally understandable. :( He put up a great fight,though.

Sirius:
It's not that!i DIED and the cheating bastard went ahead and GOT A WIFE AND KID!



Harry:
Never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down

Draco:
never gonna run around and desert you.

Ron:
Never gonna let you cry,never gonna say goodbye.

Hermine:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

Snape:
10 POINTS FROM GRYFFENDOR AND SLYTHERIN

Voldi:
LOL.The Dark Lord is amused



Lord Voldemort:
I have something important say...

Bellatrix:
yes my lord?

Lord voldemort:
I'm engaged to be married

Bellatrix:
My Lord?!To whom?!

Snape:
To me Bellatrix

Bellatrix:
Damn o.O

Dumbledore:
When I said earn his trust and infiltrate his circle, I didn't mean MARRY him and infiltrate his BED!